HEADBANG THESE ABS, TOMMY

TIME Magazine
"Tommy's gameplay in Rocket League is like watching a car crash in slow motion, except it's his own car every single time. Two thumbs down."The New Yorker
"In the annals of gaming misadventures, Tommy's Rocket League performance stands out as a profound exploration of the limits of human error. A truly unparalleled disaster."Rolling Stone
"Tommy brings a rock 'n' roll spirit to Rocket League, smashing his car into everything but the ball. It's the ultimate headbanging experience—mostly from spectators banging their heads in frustration."Wired
"Tommy's Rocket League gameplay is a glitch in the matrix. He navigates the digital arena like a robot stuck in an infinite loop of failure. Debugging is not an option."GQ
"Tommy plays Rocket League with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. Each match is a chaotic ballet of missed shots and unintended own goals. It's tragically stylish."Forbes
"Investing time in watching Tommy play Rocket League yields the highest returns in laughter and disbelief. His gameplay strategy is a masterclass in how to turn potential into pitiful performance."Sports Illustrated
"Tommy's Rocket League gameplay is an athletic spectacle of a different kind. It's like watching a marathon runner trip at every step—remarkably consistent in its unpredictability."